Nero’s Paintbrush: How the Universe is a 2D Masterpiece My pitiful assemblage of witless worms, listen with what passes for your ears. I, Nero, emperor of Rome and master of all things, shall deign to impart upon you the secrets…
Intro to the Universe’s Strictest “No Entry” Bouncers Greetings, you blissfully ignorant meat puppets! The hound of Hades himself, Cerberus, is here to drag your pitiful minds through the abyss of knowledge. Today, I’ll be your guide through the twisted…
Bewildering Boundaries of Knowledge My dearest dough-brained dunderheads, behold the mighty black holes! These gravitational beasts, born from the death throes of colossal stars, are as terrifying as they are fascinating. Imagine a star of prodigious size collapsing under its…
From Zero to Hero: The Cosmic Comeback My trusty donkey companion, let’s kick off this astral overview with a bang – or should I fittingly say, a supernova! Picture you’re a regular star, floating in the endless night sky, minding…
The Siren’s Call of Gravitational Waves Ahoy there, ye landlubbers and stargazers! Listen to the story of the most beguiling siren in all the cosmos: gravitational waves. These waves, much like the haunting melodies that lure sailors to their doom,…
Over the Rainbow and Into Spacetime Alright, Toto 2.0, my best app-friend, buckle up, because we’re about to take a leap over the rainbow and into the whimsical world of spacetime. You know, that magical subject where science meets fantasy,…
Proclaiming the Quest O noblest of nags and wisest of steeds, Bucephalus, my steadfast companion in countless battles! Lean in with those discerning ears of yours, for I, Alexander, have set my sights on a new conquest, a challenge as…
Late for a Very Important Date: Understanding Time Itself Oh dear! Oh dear! Would you fancy that? We are precisely on time to unravel the perplexing tick-tocks of time itself, a concept as fleeting as a rabbit hole and as…
Foreword: In the Vast Court of Celestials In the far reaches of our inexhaustible cosmic kingdom, stars—those majestic luminous orbs—sometimes feast upon smaller planetary subjects, much like a general subduing a minor revolt. Yet, even the mightiest stars must be…
Introduction: A Rallying Cry Ah, dear readers! You’ve witnessed the tales of my exploits against the English. Skirmishes, clashes, the occasional heated disagreement… but let me tell you, the battlefield of Orléans has nothing on the fiery disputes happening miles…
The future, the great expanse of time that lies ahead, opens itself to us. We find ourselves beyond human reckoning, where our thoughts, shorn of the shackles of flesh and bone, have found haven within the quantum cradle of existence…
