Sugar, Sovereignty, and the System of Regulation Gentlemen, scoundrels, and metabolic miscreants of questionable cranial fitness! Gather your scattered wits and prepare to be dazzled—or perhaps pummeled—by the intellectual onslaught you so desperately require to ascend from the abyss of…
The Art of War: Microbes as My Minions My dear, intellectually deficient neophytes, gather close—though not too close, as the stench of your mediocrity is already overwhelming. Allow me to educate you on a matter so deliciously insidious, so perversely…
A Kingdom of Shadows and Forgotten Faces Thou mongrel collection of brainless brutes, heed the dissertation of a king’s descent into the depths of Alzheimer’s disease. Lo, my kingdom, once mighty and indivisible, is now but a mockery, sundered by…
The Trials and Triumphs of Job and the Tardigrade Behold, my dear students of both virtue and folly, listen to a tale most astounding and strange. For today, we embark on a discourse of the humble tardigrade, that most diminutive…
The Tyrant’s Curse Miserable students of sleep’s slippery dominion, who dare fathom the facets of slumber! Attend now to the account of my plight, an account wrought with the torment of sleepless nights and the infernal curse of ambition. For…
Tick-Tock: The Clock Within Us Oh, you incorrigibly tardy students! Pay attention, for time waits for no one—not even a White Rabbit with an unending list of things to do! While I have, on occasion, waxed eloquent on the bizarre…
The Flood is Coming Hear me, my trembling disciples! The deluge is upon us! Once more, the waters rise to swallow the Earth in their unrelenting grasp. Ignore my words at your peril, for I speak not from the echoes…
The Secret Codes of Our Rebellion My dear rabble of scholars and layabouts, assemble and take heed! Today, we commence a discourse as canny as the intrigues of my queenly court. Just as my every decree shaped the fate of…
A Gateway to the Mind Heed, my eager disciples of the psyche, for tonight we embark not upon the depths of ancient ruins nor into mystifying forests, but into the equally occult corridors of our own minds. Here, in the…
The Specter of Addiction Descends My dear attendees of this most solemn gathering, you who have ventured near and far through the grim mists of misfortune, sit before me, kindred spirits in our shared struggle against the dark embraces of…
Forbidden Fruits and Genetic Revelations Ye old slitherer of the underbrush, thou art witness to an article as ancient as it is ever-evolving. Forsooth, after my beloved Eve penned her treatise on the doppelgangers of clay and spirit, human cloning,…
The Preamble of Pudginess My Dearest Sir Mac of Donald’s, As I sit ensconced within the opulent yet oppressively silent chambers of my royal study, a quill of the finest goose feather poised in hand, my thoughts, much like the…
Setting Sail on the Genetic Seas Greetings, ye merry band of white-coated wanderers and bewitched beholders of the microscopic! ‘Tis I, Ferdinand Magellan, not content with having once circumnavigated the globe, now setting my sights on a venture no less…
Intro: The Great Mystery of the Human Genome Unveiled Dear Inspector Lestrade, permit me the honor of whisking you away on a journey most extraordinary, one that plumbs the depths of the human essence itself—our very genes! Envision the bustling…
The Prelude to a Panacea My brave future healers, today we embark on a discourse not of shadowy wards and oil lamps, but of a most marvelous discovery that revolutionized our battle against the invisible armies of disease – the…
From Olympus to the Laboratory: A Goddess’s Take on Beauty My dear Cupids-in-Training, listen carefully as I, Dr. Aphrodite, formerly of Olympus now of the esteemed academe, recount a reportage most amusing. You see, once upon a time, I resided…
